Salvia is weeping for the loss of its best friend. Miley Cyrus, who has always been rumored to be a gigantic stoner, was given the gift of a Bob Marley cake. Kelly Osbourne gave the gift of confectionery ska god at Miley’s 19th birthday party.
Instead of making some sort of explanation filled with declaration for her fondness of reggae, Jamaican culture or a Aquarius Rastafarians with 11 children, she put the mic up to her lips and cranked out this little gem upon receiving her birthday cake…
“You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.”
Well slap a big ol’ DUH on this. Miley Cyrus smokes the pot. GASP! ESCANDALO! Seriously though, I better stop before I use up all my sarcasm for the day. Kelly then made a joke about Miley’s giggly salvia trip that was taped and made its way around the net. Click HERE for that… After making said joke, Kelly boarded the first flight on Twitter Backtracking.
“let me make something very clear after @MileyCyrus salvia incident we started calling her bob miley as a JOKE! the cake was also
A JOKE! it makes me sick that @MileyCyrus so called ‘friends’ would sell her out and lead people 2 believe she is someone that she is not!
u guys if @MileyCyrus is not recording/filming/touring she is works everyday how could she possible do all that if she was a stoner! #think”
Daughter of the Prince of Darkness, PLEASE. We all know that Miley Cyrus and pot go together like Lindsay Lohan and probation or Christina Aguilera and Billy’s Burrito Hut half price buffet and margarita night.
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